save me Sufjan Stevens 😰☝️

My roomate came to my side of the room as the wardrobe is there and she was gonna take a shower and my laptop was there and why am I like this cause no way she saw that I beg

Yesterday her friends were over and I was on twitter and it goes "I lost my viginity in Pakistan at seventeen on top of a mosque and it's illegal to have premarital sex there " like um 😔😔😔😔

Then there's this girl who apparently lost weight (is still twice my weight AND shorter than me) she's academically better than me and claims to not like junk food at all (all I eat is junk food) and does not experience hairfall. Anyway she comes over to my room uninvited and goes on about how she deserves my laptop and that how I'm so lucky like um we did NOT have the same life experiences gtfo of my room. She's weirdly touching my laptop I swear. I could never be in a relationship cause if someone was trying behave like that with my partner I'd kill that bitch(gender neutral). Anyway nice thing was my father came and he's so nice yes!!! My parents are so nice, he bought bananas and guavas for me which I love and sweets and pastries too but being the horrible daughter that o am I distributed most of the sweets and shared the parties with my roomate cause I knew I'd binge as it's too much calories. Also don't even get me started on Bristol like:

Someday I'll kill myself just not yesterday. In tenth grade itself I told Bristol not to text me after 10pm and I was so right cause this was 2am and Bristol has a math exam tomorrow. I would visit her with the Brownies we promised to eat but I have college until three if not four. Even if I miss basketball practice it's still hard to reach her exam centre as it takes two hours to go there plus I asked her and she said she's super tired after the exams so maybe it's not good. Also this bitch I hate in my dorm(and class) was looking weirdly at me after lunch like keep looking girl you'll never be me. Also Thursday was so horrible I have been stuck in a binge cycle since. Also I swear Melbourne has some sort of antenna cause she always texts me when I'm going through horrible stuff like I was binging on Thursday and bam a text from Melbourne. She hadn't replied to me in almost a week but she did in Thursday. Every single time. Also call me by your name is actually so weird if you look at it in a certain way. Like isn't Oliver way older tha ln Elio. Did he even love Elio? I feel so sorry for Elio, so glad he's fictional.